TEHRAN, IRAN – After months of courageous, intrepid reporting of literally anything other than the pro-America, pro-Trump protesters in Hong Kong, the mainstream media has switched gears to refresh the news cycle with complete silence regarding the courageous, pro-Israel, pro-America freedom fighters in Iran.
“Please note that this silence does not reflect any bias on our part,” said CNN president Jeff Zucker. The Iranian protests are a non-story compared to the reckless provocation by Trump toward Iran’s government, peace be upon them. Besides, we have dedicated most of our at-large reporters to covering Prince Harry and Meghan’s immigration to America. Very important.”
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