The Petty Prophet
Opinion, Satire, and Conversation on All Things Trivial and Essential
RALEIGH, NC - Stunning. Heroic. Powerful. Brave. These words and more are being used to describe Dinkly Darbleshmuk, a local coffee shop owner in downtown…
Dear Pastors, I have no authority over you. I, myself, am not a pastor. You have no reason by earthly standards to listen to what…
Bear with us, we're trying here! As Joel adjusts to his new role as Managing Editor of The Babylon Bee, we're working to get back…
Bargain Bin Satire
Powerful: Woke Shop Owner Smashes His Own Windows In Solidarity With Protesters
RALEIGH, NC - Stunning. Heroic. Powerful. Brave. These words and more are being used to describe Dinkly Darbleshmuk, a local coffee shop owner in downtown…
Quarantined Astronaut Can’t Wait To Be Allowed Back In Space Station
Trump: ‘I Would’ve Ended Slavery Twice As Fast As Lincoln, And Way Cheaper Too.’
In Embarrassing Gaffe, Biden Forgets To Cover Up Expiration Date Written On His Forehead
Study: People More Likely To Accept Alien Invasion If It Comes With Free HULU Subscription
Governor Whitmer Spends Relaxing Afternoon On Her Computer Torturing Sims
Soccer Players Practicing Social Distancing Still Manage To Foul Each Other
Pope Performs Interpretive Dance On Earth Day To Appease The Spirits
Trump Commissions Local Artists To Paint His Signature On Every Nuclear Warhead
Uncontacted Prehistoric Tribe From The Amazon Finally Starts A Podcast
Serious Stuff
Dear Pastors: Stop Peddling Another Religion
Dear Pastors, I have no authority over you. I, myself, am not a pastor. You have no reason by earthly standards to listen to what…
America Used To Admire Free Thinkers, Contrarians, And Rebels. Why Don’t We Anymore?
We’re Almost Out Of This Dungeon. What Will You Bring Back With You?
The Christian Virus
COVID-19 & Tiger Kings
Thoughts On Buying A Washing Machine From A Man Dressed As A Woman
Literal Seven Days?
Review: The Feminism In ‘Birds of Prey’ Doesn’t Just Hate Men, It Hates Women Too.
Why Everyone Should Own A Minigun
Should We Ban Porn?