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April 30, 2024

Trump: ‘I Would’ve Ended Slavery Twice As Fast As Lincoln, And Way Cheaper Too.’

WASHINGTON, DC – In an interview with Fox News reporters in front of the Lincoln Memorial, President Trump criticized President Lincoln for his slow response to slavery.

“Look- Lincoln was a great guy, ok? Maybe the greatest. Some say, anyway. I don’t know. But there are others I’ve heard, and these are good people I hear this from, ok, that say Abraham Lincoln was a hack. Not my words! I’m just saying that some people think that! And if we’re being honest? Abe was a little too slow in ending slavery. Some say too slow. And he spent a lot of money and destroyed a lot of lives to do it! If I’d have been there, it would have ended it faster, much faster. I would have made a deal. No war necessary. I would have ended slavery in a week, tops.”

Here is how different news outlets covered the interview:

CNN: ‘Racist Trump Criticizes Lincoln For Ending Slavery’

FOX: ‘Trump Would Have Ended Slavery While Avoiding A Civil War’

OAN: ‘BREAKING NEWS: Trump, Not Lincoln, Actually Ended Slavery!’

Sources close to Trump told The Petty Prophet that Trump believes he would have been able to prevent racial segregation, and Disney Star Wars as well.

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