WASHINGTON, DC – Officials at the Pentagon have been fielding brutal ridicule this week after Ben Nuby, a very serious journalist for VOX, or Kotaku, or something like that, suddenly realized that the air force fatigue uniforms feature a green camouflage pattern, and there are, in fact, no green bushes that grow in the sky.
“This is just more evidence that we live in Trump’s Idiocracy,” said Ben Nuby, who is a very serious journalist. “Why in the world would Air Force people wear green? How are they supposed to blend into the sky? Is Trump that dumb? SMH, man.”
The Air Force is reportedly taking these criticisms to heart and has released concept art for some new and exciting potential designs for both the Air Force and Space Force uniforms.
Which one is your favorite! Comment below or better yet, tweet the pentagon. Democracy!
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