NEW YORK, NY – In just 102 days of campaigning, Bloomberg became one of the most beloved pop culture icons in American history. Now you can re-live the meteoric rise of a national sweetheart in stunning 720p, with this one time only, special collectors edition boxed set of every Bloomberg commercial that aired during this formative chapter of American history.
Mike Bloomberg spent over 500 Million dollars on his campaign, which amounts to about 91 million dollars per foot of his stature. Since he spared no expense on his ads, Americans were treated to the most beautiful, inspirational pieces of political media in human history.
This definitive collection will feature all the favorites, from “Look how tall I am” and “Mike’s One Of You” to “Mike Cares About Kids” and “Big Gay Ice Cream.” You will laugh, cry, and reminisce as you re-live each precious moment with friends and family.
This once in a lifetime opportunity can be yours for only 12 easy payments of $19.95. If you act now, you will receive a BONUS DVD featuring Mike reading all of his favorite “that’s what she said” jokes to use in the workplace.
ACT NOW before this incredible offer is gone! Seriously, Mike really needs to recoup his costs here.
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