LA MIRADA, CA- Scholars from the Talbot School of Theology have released new eschatological research that is sure to be an encouragement to the church around the world. They found that in the New Jerusalem, resurrected believers will have the incredible ability to share memes with other believers with no need for computers or internet connection.
Scholars concluded it is very likely we will be able to beam hilarious memes directly into the consciousness of unlimited numbers of saints and angels. “This will be done free of computers, ethernet cables, wifi, or awful Internet Service Providers. There will be no more Time Warner, DirectTV, or Verizon, for the former things will have passed away,” said John Smaught, Professor of Physics at Talbot School of Theology.
We have no confirmation that there will be an upvote system, but we can trust that Christ the King will rule with perfect righteous justice, ensuring that only the most worthy memes make it to the top.
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