The FDA has announced their official approval of Babylon Bee’s brilliant Christian satire in its generic form. No longer will humor-starved individuals be forced to go to one website littered with ads and paywalls to get their daily dose of lib-owning hysteria.
“This is a great development for access to life-saving satire,” said humor consumer protection advocate Dingle McChucklehead. “With more low-income individuals enjoying this type of humor, we will surely reap the benefits of a more lighthearted society.
At the time of publication, there is only one legitimate manufacturer, The Petty Prophet, who has confirmed they will be carrying generic Christian satire to the masses. The founder of The Petty Prophet, Joel Berry, has confirmed that this new satire will be much less funny, but also much more affordable. “We are also working on a service that will allow this generic satire to be delivered discreetly to your email inbox.” Joel said.
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