U.S. – The anti-malaria drug Hydroxychloroquine has shown some promise in combating the effects of the Coronavirus, but some sick people are nervous to try it out since the New York Times says it’s bad.
To sweeten the deal and attract timid patients, makers of Hydroxychloroquine will now offer a free red MAGA hat to anyone who undergoes a free trial of the drug. People who wear the hat proudly can show their appreciation to the president for his far superior brain and genius.
Liberals are furious that Trump has saved the world yet again. New York City has responded by confirming they won’t count any recoveries due to treatment by Hydroxychloroquine since these recoveries are likely because of Russian collusion. Conservative never-Trumpers have bravely declared they will refuse any treatment by this drug if they happen to contract the virus.
One New York man thanked president Trump and credited the new wonder-drug for saving his life. Unfortunately, he made the mistake of actually wearing the MAGA hat as he left the hospital and was immediately beaten to death by an angry mob.
New York City has classified the man’s death as Coronavirus related.
