U.S. – According to an in-depth study conducted by The Petty Prophet Research Foundation, humans are starting to warm up to the idea of a hostile alien invasion of earth, as long as the conquering interplanetary invaders include a free subscription to HULU or Netflix.
“I dunno, maybe it’s time for a change in the species of our leadership,” said Dale Pale from Indiana. “We’ve tried human leadership, and they won’t let us leave our houses. You’d think if they were going to place us all on house arrest, they’d at least offer free streaming movies and TV shows. If Martians want to make an offer, I’m all ears.”
According to The Petty Prophet’s interplanetary defense correspondent, there are several alien races who have reacted positively to the news. The incoming Xy-blorg people from planet XY-243B have reportedly ditched plans for an earth-killing doomsday weapon and will instead distribute stimulus checks and HULU to all.
The Petty Prophet would like to welcome our new extraterrestrial benefactors.
