MATO GROSSO, BRAZIL – After years of searching, anthropologists have finally found the last remaining people on earth who have still not started a podcast. The Tiatomuzo people live in western Brazil, deep in the Amazon rain forest. As far as scientists were able to determine, these primitive unreached people still had not managed to get a podcast off the ground.
Social workers and government officials were finally able to get some decent recording equipment to the village after months of building trust with the tribal elders. These workers were able to learn the language of the tribe, after which they got them all caught up with the latest binge-able Netflix shows, political candidates, and fashion trends. Experts have determined that these stone-age people finally have enough trite pop-culture knowledge to create some engaging podcast content.
As of today, the Tiatomuzo people have release 3 episodes of their new podcast. Planned future episodes will feature interviews with Hillary Clinton, Rob Lowe, and Honey Booboo.
With the thoughts of this last group of uncontacted people on earth now available on iTunes, we can now say with certainty that everyone on earth finally has a podcast.
