Biden outed in Morning Joe interview
WILMINGTON, DE – In a recent Morning Joe Interview with Mika Brzezinski, Biden was outed to a shocked nation as a creepy pervy perv who preys on young women. Even more embarrassingly, several viewers noticed that Biden’s makeup artist had forgotten to cover up the expiration date clearly tattooed on his forehead.
Igor McMortalstein, local funeral home director and Biden’s makeup artist, took responsibility for the embarrassing mistake and tendered his resignation to the campaign. As a result of the gaffe, we now know that Biden clearly expired on the 23rd of April, 2015, contrary to official campaign statements insisting he had at least a couple of years left. As a result, it seems he has put thousands of Americans, including women whose hair he sniffed, at risk for salmonella poisoning.
The DNC responded by apologizing for this oversight and then went to the basement to thaw out a fresh Biden clone. No Malarkey, indeed.
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